Meetings: A Wasteland

Pointless Agenda Items

Agenda Item 1.1.1: "Is the stapler really worth the investment?"

• Discuss the meaninglessness of the meeting
• Debate the merits of the stapler's ergonomic design
• Vote on the best ways to waste 30 minutes

Sub Agenda Item 1.1: "The stapler's impact on productivity"

• Analyze the stapler's effect on meeting attendance
• Examine the stapler's influence on meeting duration